Eds' new page is at http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/angola/626/
HERE IS A SITE DEDICATED TO THE WORLDS WORST KID.
HE HAS DESTROYED WORLDS KILLED A MILLION PEOPLE AND DESTROYED THE LOCAL LONDIS. THE THIRD ONE IS THE MOST AWFUL AND WE WILL HAVE WORDS WITH HIM.
THIS IS A PICTURE OF ED. HE HAS BEEN DEFORMED SO THAT THE FBI CANNOT FIND HIM.
AN INTERVIEW WITH AN ED.
ME: "SO ED WHATS YOUR LATEST CONQUEST ?"
ED: "I WANNA KILL THAT SONOFABITCH CLINTON, FOR SCREWIN' MY WIFE MONICA, HIS ASS WILL ROT, IN MY DUNGEON!"
ME:"OK SO WHEN IS THE DATE ?"
ED:"IF I TOLD YOU THAT I'D GET BUSTED DUMBASS."
ME:"SHUT UP BUTT-HEAD"
ED:"SHUT UP BEAVIS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PRETENDING WE'RE THESE GUYS!!!"
ME:"O YEH"
ED:"HE HE HE"
ME:"HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE"
ED:"SHUT UP BEAVIS<THWACK>"
ME:"OOOWWWWW! BUTT-HEAD"
ED:"SHUT UP BEFORE THEY NOTICE."
ME:"<TAP> <TAP> HEHE HEY! COMPUTER FREAK GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN KICK IT!"
ED:"HE HE HE"
YOU:"GET ON WITH THE INTERVIEW!"
ED:"SETTLE DOWN BEAVIS."
ME:"SO WHAT WEAPON WILL YOU USE TO KILL BILL?"
ED:"I GONNA USE MY FRIEND THE DEVIL. HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND WILL GLADLY REMOVE SKELETONS AT COMPETETIVE RATES."
ME:"WHATS YOUR FAVE ICE-CREAM?"
ED:"RAW EGG FLAVOUR. NOTHING IS BETTER FOR SPREADING SALMONELA AND MAKING THOUSANDS SUFFER AT ITS WRATH."
ME:"SO BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS IS YOUR NEXT STEP."
ED:"HEHEHE BIOLOGY HEHEHE THATS HEHE WHERE YOU LEARN TO LIKE SCORE AND HE STUFF HEHEHE."
ME:"WEAPON HEHEHE YOU CAN SEE MY WEAPON HEHEHE."
YOU:"UMMMM.."
ME:"NO REALLY HEHEHE!"
YOU:"I DONT THINK SO UM I HAVE TO GO THERE'S AN INTERESTING SITE ON EVERGREEN TREES IN NORWICH I WANT TO VISIT..."
ED:"NO WAY DUMBASS WE'RE NOT DONE YET!"
ME:"YEH ANY CHICKS OUT THERE <TAP> <TAP> <CRACK> OOPS I LIKE BROKE YOUR MONITOR."
ME:"YEH ITS RIGHT BY HERE, CLOSER, CLOSER, CLOSER <BANG> HEHE YOU BANGED YOUR HEAD YOUR LIKE A HEAD BANGER"
ED:"HEY BABY, YOU CAN LIKE BANG ME ANYTIME."
ME:"NO WAY ITS ME!"
ED:"YOU COULD NEVER SCORE BEAVIS YOUR TO DUMB"
ME:"I I I AM NOT!"
<THWACK>
ME:"AHHH BUTT-HEAD!"
<TAP>
<TAP>
ED:"NOW THEY'VE GONE DUMBASS!"
ME:"YOUR MONITORS NOT REALLY BROKEN."
ED:"HEY THERE THEY ARE THEY WENT FOR A WAZ."
ME:"IM OFF I DONT WANNA BE A GUY ANYMORE."
ED:"WE HAVE TO WE'RE GETTING PAID."
ME:"I DONT CARE ITS BORING"
<MONITOR CLOSES TO A DOT>
ENGINEERING:"DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES OUR COMPREHENSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE WORLDS WORST KID IS TEMPORARILY CLOSED."
BUTT-HEAD:"HEY DUMBASS NO ITS NOT BEAVIS LEAVE THAT WIRE ALON##[]'#'][-=-=][#'```]'"
BEAVIS:"HEY BUTT-HEAD I FIXED IT!!"
BUTT-HEAD:"YOU BROKE IT DUMBASS!"
BEAVIS:"I AM THE COMPUTER MASTER!"
BUTT-HEAD"YOUR THE ASS MASTER!"
BUTT-HEAD:"LIKE BYE"
<END>
CREDITS
ED
MIKE
BEAVIS
BUTT-HEAD
SURFER-GUY
SURFER-DUDE
FAIRY NO. 1
FAIRY NO. 2
PARTICLE MAN
TRIANGLE MAN
UNIVERSE MAN
PERSON MAN
EARTHWORM JIM FOR THE PARTICLE MAN SONG
NOTHING ELSE TO DO ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT
BOREDOM
THE DEVIL
GOD
MY COMPUTER (SPECIAL THANKS)
MUSIC
YOU FOR READING THIS CRAP
IF YOUR STILL READING YOUR REALLY SAD
OK YOU CAN GO NOW
LOOK RIGHT THIS IS THE END THE END MEANS IT ENDS HERE YOU NO LONGER NEED TO BE HERE
THIS IS GETTING STUPID
SO ARE YOU
THE INTERNET WAS NOT MADE SO YOU COULD READ THE STUPID CREDITS
OK SO YOUR STAYING
HERE'S A JOKE:
YOU!
YOU HAVE BEEN READING THE LONGEST LASTING ENDING IN THE WORLD.
CREDITS FOR LONG ENDING:
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THIS IS THE LONGEST SET OF CREDITS FOR THE LONGEST ENDING IN THE LONGEST OVERALL CREDITS THANKS FOR WATCHING, GOOD NIGHT!
YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING:
ED
ME
BEAVIS
BUTT-HEAD